**WEDNESDAY 16TH DECEMBER / DOORS & BARS OPEN 6:30PM / SHOW STARTS APPROX. 7:45PM / SHOW ENDS 10:45PM / 18+** “Whenever we get gloomy about the state of the world, we think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport. And then we think about throwing a chaotic Christmas cabaret!“ Merry Christmas, Love Lovers! Oh ho ho ho yes, that’s right, Fabio and Cabbage are joining forces once again, this time to bring you “Love Dragtually” - a festive fumble through everyone’s favourite Christmas classic. Befitting the source material, we will be joined by a huge, all star cast of Drag and Cabaret legends, more knitwear than your Nan could even dream of, and some light hearted jokes that have aged like fine milk; left out for Santa since 2003. All we want for Christmas is for you to dig out your best turtleneck, baker boy cap or octopus costume, and chase the love of your life over to The Clapham Grand to remember that love, actually is, all around. And its camp as hell. Doors @ 6.30pm Show @ 7.45pm This show is running a NOTAFLOF (not turned away from lack of funds) scheme. If you want to attend this event but are struggling to pay, please email Fabio.lezonli@gmail.com with the subject line 'NOTAFLOF' and including the name you’d like the ticket under and we will sort it for you - no questions asked or explanations needed. Please note this show is a safe space for all LGBTQ+ people and allies - come as you are, and you will be celebrated. However, transphobia, homophobia, racism, ableism, misogyny or any other form of hate speech will not be tolerated under any circumstances - and we reserve the right to ask disrespectful audience members to leave without refund. **If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below.**