The shortest story ever told (1hr). His dog is for sale. And that's not all. Ed Mulvey (Best Newcomer Nominee Edinburgh Ish Awards 2025) delivers a double measure of grim hilarity with a chaser of unworn dog. But it’s not just dogs that are dead. Society is collapsing and old man fascism is struggling to get out of his chair. Expect sinister portents of whimsy and politically correct filth from a man lying in the gutter looking deeper into the curb. A cry against help from the Elon Musk of emotions. "First-rate joke writer" - The Scotsman "An original thinker... bleakly funny" - Chortle