HARK! JANUARY 31ST AT THE LEXINGTON! The bitches are back and they’re shameless as ever. Our filth ridden debut album will be released on January 30th so what better way to commiserate than see us perform it live in full with some absolute heathens the day after. Our younger brother @neuroplacid is back to miseducate the youth of today AKA @omertabandmusicverycool in this attempt of audible martyrdom. Both supple acts will be warming things up before us. It’s been an uphill battle keeping this bastard ship afloat and we must find it in our hearts to finally give back to the community after years of tomfoolery and thug it out. Many have fallen to the sea or abandoned ship in this voyage but the album is finally here (in January) and I have a feeling it’s gonna be smooth sailing from here on out. Poster by fellow child of the Pope @daisyhedgehogs We hope you join us, for this is only the beginning. TICKETS ON DICE DON’T LOOK AT ME