You probably already know me from reading the news. In 2018, I dressed up as a sewing needle and hid inside a strawberry. There should be a French word for the moment you realize a bald dude actually has a ponytail. I'm so used to failure that success represents an existential threat. 'His mind works like no other' \*\*\*\*\* (Chortle.co.uk). 'The speed and frequency of his jokes is dizzying… Buckle up' \*\*\*\* (Guardian). 'Book yesterday' \*\*\*\* (Age). New Faces of Comedy, Just For Laughs Montreal, 2025 Winner: Best of the Fest Sydney Comedy Festival.