**We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us.** Gertrude and Claudius, owners of the bar ‘Elsinore', are recently married after Gertrude’s wife suddenly passed away. Hamlet, while grieving her friend's death, begins to experience her mind slipping away. Hamlet turns to alcohol, and then after seeing her friend's ghost, to revenge. The employees of Elsinore see this shift in Hamlet and wonder about the cause of this madness. Hamlet and a newer staff member, Ophelia, have recently started a not-so-sneaky love affair that the heads of Elsinore use to gather more information about what is making Hamlet act so strangely. SEE WHAT I SEE is a site-specific & unapologetically sapphic retelling of Hamlet. 2 Drink Minimum per the venue. Content Warning: Drug Use, Suicide.