KRAMPUS COSMOS! THE GREAT ST NICHOLAS REVIEW OF SOULS It was late in the evening, the frost was biting, and St Nicholas had just realised he had lost the keys to heaven's gate. Meanwhile, in the depths of space, Krampus was tuning his bass synthesisers while the devils debated whether EU regulations allow sinners to be carried off in sacks without ventilation holes... An absurd apocalypse at first glance—but the truth is quite the opposite! Dear citizens, sinners, magicians, and those of you who clicked your way here entirely by mistake! On 5 December 2026, Vila Štvanice—renamed by darkness as Veleštvánice—will host an event so epic, so dark and so impossibly chaotic that even the famed British Ministry of Silly Walks would nod in approval. Krampus Cosmos is coming: the night when the traditional Czech St Nicholas rounds slip out of control and turn into a cosmic HEDONIX-style riot! Krampus Cosmos is a free continuation of the legendary FuturistiX nights held at Prague's Futurum club, bringing a technologically polished, high-energy alternative for spending your Saturday night in hellish style. This year's review of good and evil won't involve reciting poems. St Nicholas forgot his glasses, the angel is having an existential crisis, and Krampus has decided to seize the moment: instead of frightening children, he'll throw a massive technodelic ritual. If you've done anything naughty this year (eaten pineapple pizza, failed to return your neighbour's drill, or simply got absolutely wasted), you're warmly invited to face judgement in grand style. Despite Hell's frantic digital transformation, the book of sins still runs on good old-fashioned ink. And so, the following names have been written in black by the hand of darkness! To drown out the sinners' screams and St Nicholas's constant sighing over the state of today's youth, we've summoned the loudest artists the underworld could provide: The main noise-makers (LIVE): NEUROTRIBE (Italian president of the police division for suppressing peace and quiet) M4RTY EPITOM (Local expert in digitising the book of sins into music) GAPPEQ (Pioneer of ritual pounding in the dark, chair of the St Nicholas liturgy fan club—and its only member) Also playing (unless a devil carries them off) PSYRIX • 31STITCHES • CLTR • MP EJCZKA • INFIX • KUBABA • G-POINT Visual and laser magic: Kangoo, Hedonix & Minuit Une Laser (we'll try not to turn you into hearing, but we can't promise anything). Warmth & Comfort: Indoor and outdoor areas, a heated tea room (for those who want to go to hell but don't like draughts), and open fires for roasting... whatever you bring. The outdoor stage runs until 22:00 for tea and a taste of infernal rumbling! And now for something completely different: a massive party. If you survive, St Nicholas might give you gingerbread. If you don't, Krampus will teach you how to stomp properly. We look forward to seeing you (and your souls)! Ticket & Licence to Sin: CZK 399 Start: 18:00 End: 06:00 the next day, although depending on the number of lost souls, the tea reincarnation gate may stay open longer