Attenshun Scros, Hoes, and Particular Individuals... The Department of Birthdays and Other Important Shit has officially declared FRIDAY THE 13TH a nashunal holiday. Why? Because Adrian, the smartest guy in the world, is turning 37, DUMBASS! To celebrate this unprecedented achievement in human intelligence, the government has ordered ALL CITIZENS to report to a warehouse in Denver for mandatory festivities. 11/13/26 11PM - afters Address will be emailed to ticket holders day of event. What to expect: - Profeshunally organized noises to shake your ass to - Interactive art installations scientifically proven to make you go 'whoa' - Cake, duh BYOB (Bring Your Own Brawndo) Suggested attire: polyester, brand names, oversized bling Welcome to Adriocracy, we love you.