A masterpiece? A box office flop? The first time you saw two girls kiss? Diablo Cody’s 2009 time capsule *Jennifer’s Body* finally gets a stage adaptation. Crank up whatever now-cancelled emo band you were jamming to in your room and put on the converse your mom is so mad you doodled on: it’s time to laugh, cry, and k\*\*\* some boys. Written by Sage Huston and Matty Merritt and Directed by Matty Merritt. Starring Elim Almedom, Daniela Aguilar, Brigid Broderick, Maddie Daviss, Audrey Carter, David Tarantino, Jerwin Gabriel Santiago, Victor Carlesi, Annaleigh Stone, Elena Dern, Kari Hernandez, Kathy Patino, Joe Cariola, and Mina Bond. Your favorite DB house band is also back with Courtney Mankowski, Jacklyn Tyburk, Joey Chimes, Cay Allan, and Hadley Lange.